TwerkOnThatShark
Welcome to the lair of the dreaded Booty Shark.
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Dear diary: fuuuuuuuck.
I'm not awesome, but I usually pretend I am, so that's how I fool people.Jokes on them, because I'm a giant idiot! And by the time they figure it out, it's too late. HA.
I'm not awesome, but I usually pretend I am, so that's how I fool people.Jokes on them, because I'm a giant idiot! And by the time they figure it out, it's too late. HA.
What I'm doing with my life
Here is what I do:
- make costumes for people in exchange for currency
- try & fail to get out of my house. Christ, I'm just busy all the time.- scare my neighbors with my evil-looking cat.- talk like a pirate, matey. ARRRRR!!- pay bills and shit.- try to be interesting...... fuck.- think up scenarios in which hot celebrities owe me their lives.- don't give much of a fuck about people & things that don't matter and just try to make myself happy at this point. idk.
- make costumes for people in exchange for currency
- try & fail to get out of my house. Christ, I'm just busy all the time.- scare my neighbors with my evil-looking cat.- talk like a pirate, matey. ARRRRR!!- pay bills and shit.- try to be interesting...... fuck.- think up scenarios in which hot celebrities owe me their lives.- don't give much of a fuck about people & things that don't matter and just try to make myself happy at this point. idk.
Favouritest of all the things
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My darkest secret
I'd like to hook up with a super villain.I've never seen "Game of Thrones".Any Pokemon after Gen 2 is garbage. More like "Trubbish", AMIRITE??I have multiple white hairs. I do not like my age or the thought of myself getting older.I catcall construction workers.
This will update slightly - ish every 30minutes. What is this?
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