I hate these bits. I'm unemployed coffee fiend, trying to get my act together. I write a lot, in-between playing music and gaming. I love LARP and RPGs particularly, and fantasy novels. I might have a mild obsession with Vikings. There are a billion and one things I should be doing at any one time, and generally they get ignored. I have 4 guitars I can't play properly, and a trumpet I can. I'm never shaving off my beard; shorter is acceptable though. I like hats, but I'm not a trilby person. I'm far too cynical for my own good and there's a fair chance I'll be sarcastic at you at some point. I love music generally, and hate certain genres specifically. If you don't like books, or to read, then you're not a person.

I'm quite heavily tattoo'd now, at 11, but I only have on piercing and I'm never doing that again. I'm not into the whole "lifestyle" like some people are, I just want to be 'coloured in'. I'm messy, disorganised, but always on time.

I wrote this all out before and forgot to click 'save' and then forgotten what I'd put. So this may change...